Okay, so here's another update. In less than a week. Aren't you excited?! I am excited, is all I know.
Of course, I could also be affected by the energy drink that I had. It was fruit punch flavoured, and honestly, my brain is buzzing. I am seeing things, I think. But other than that, it's great~~ My fingers are all tapping on the keyboard really quickly and I think I can type superspeed. But in all honesty, I am not really all that quick at typing. I mean, I have seen so many people type faster than me. I dono. I guess I'm just an average typer.
SUPERSPEED DANCE DOWN!
Wow, that didn't make sense at all.
Aaaaanywhooooo~~~
Muffins are good, eh?
Wheeee~!
Chocolate chiiip, and and blueberryyyy and OH MY GOD CRANBERRY.
No wait.
CRANBERRY CHOCOLATE CHIP MUFFINS~~~ AAAAAAAAAAAMFG~~~!!!!!!
Okay.
So that's it for my random crazy bout.
I think. Just sit tight and see.
So, this weekend, I went shopping, for a pair of gold shoes, and there were gold shoes EVERYWHERE, but I would have killed myself in most of them, or they were just plain fucking ugly, or they were the wrong gold. So I go to this one store, and the moment I walked in, I saw them. The perfect gold shoes, that would have looked amazing with my dress for semiformal. I picked them up, and they felt nice and cheap, and I turned them over to reveal...
A FUCKING PRICE OF $89.68 CANADIAN. I was all like, FUUUUUUUUU~~~~ HOW CAN A PAIR OF FUCKING CHEAP THREADED NOT REALLY GOLD FUCKING FLATS BE $89.68?!?!?!??!!?! TELL ME THIS CORPORATE AMERICA AND YOUR "MADE IN CHINA" LOGOS AND YOUR FUCKING HIGH PRICES SO YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR CHILD LABOUR! YOU GODDAMNED CHILD LAOURISTS AND YOUR BABY SANDWICHES. YOU SURE LOVE TO MAKE THOSE KIDS WORK, MAKE THINGS BY HAND, AND RISK THEIR LIVES WITH DANGEROUS MACHINES, JUST SO YOU CAN PAY THEM ONE FUCKING DOLLAR A DAY AND THEN MAKE THE OTHER EIGHTY-EIGHT DOLLARS AND SIXTY-EIGHT FUCKING CENTS. HONESTLY, WTF. SRSLY, YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS, SRSLY. GET SOME LIVES THAT DON'T INVOLVE CRIME. OR BATMAN'S GONNA GET YOU, BITCH.
-Coughcough.- Yeah, I think I just lost my dignity.
WAIT, I NEVER HAD ONE! Because, anyone who is awesome enough to write a blog on this website, has already given up their dignity, exposing their opinions to the world!!!
Kay, yeah, I am done. Caffeine high is going down.
Love,
Darian.
Of course, I could also be affected by the energy drink that I had. It was fruit punch flavoured, and honestly, my brain is buzzing. I am seeing things, I think. But other than that, it's great~~ My fingers are all tapping on the keyboard really quickly and I think I can type superspeed. But in all honesty, I am not really all that quick at typing. I mean, I have seen so many people type faster than me. I dono. I guess I'm just an average typer.
SUPERSPEED DANCE DOWN!
Wow, that didn't make sense at all.
Aaaaanywhooooo~~~
Muffins are good, eh?
Wheeee~!
Chocolate chiiip, and and blueberryyyy and OH MY GOD CRANBERRY.
No wait.
CRANBERRY CHOCOLATE CHIP MUFFINS~~~ AAAAAAAAAAAMFG~~~!!!!!!
Okay.
So that's it for my random crazy bout.
I think. Just sit tight and see.
So, this weekend, I went shopping, for a pair of gold shoes, and there were gold shoes EVERYWHERE, but I would have killed myself in most of them, or they were just plain fucking ugly, or they were the wrong gold. So I go to this one store, and the moment I walked in, I saw them. The perfect gold shoes, that would have looked amazing with my dress for semiformal. I picked them up, and they felt nice and cheap, and I turned them over to reveal...
A FUCKING PRICE OF $89.68 CANADIAN. I was all like, FUUUUUUUUU~~~~ HOW CAN A PAIR OF FUCKING CHEAP THREADED NOT REALLY GOLD FUCKING FLATS BE $89.68?!?!?!??!!?! TELL ME THIS CORPORATE AMERICA AND YOUR "MADE IN CHINA" LOGOS AND YOUR FUCKING HIGH PRICES SO YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR CHILD LABOUR! YOU GODDAMNED CHILD LAOURISTS AND YOUR BABY SANDWICHES. YOU SURE LOVE TO MAKE THOSE KIDS WORK, MAKE THINGS BY HAND, AND RISK THEIR LIVES WITH DANGEROUS MACHINES, JUST SO YOU CAN PAY THEM ONE FUCKING DOLLAR A DAY AND THEN MAKE THE OTHER EIGHTY-EIGHT DOLLARS AND SIXTY-EIGHT FUCKING CENTS. HONESTLY, WTF. SRSLY, YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS, SRSLY. GET SOME LIVES THAT DON'T INVOLVE CRIME. OR BATMAN'S GONNA GET YOU, BITCH.
-Coughcough.- Yeah, I think I just lost my dignity.
WAIT, I NEVER HAD ONE! Because, anyone who is awesome enough to write a blog on this website, has already given up their dignity, exposing their opinions to the world!!!
Kay, yeah, I am done. Caffeine high is going down.
Love,
Darian.
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