THIS COCAINE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M ON THIS SONG~~

Okay, so here's another update. In less than a week. Aren't you excited?! I am excited, is all I know.
Of course, I could also be affected by the energy drink that I had. It was fruit punch flavoured, and honestly, my brain is buzzing. I am seeing things, I think. But other than that, it's great~~ My fingers are all tapping on the keyboard really quickly and I think I can type superspeed. But in all honesty, I am not really all that quick at typing. I mean, I have seen so many people type faster than me. I dono. I guess I'm just an average typer.
SUPERSPEED DANCE DOWN!
Wow, that didn't make sense at all.
Aaaaanywhooooo~~~
Muffins are good, eh?
Wheeee~!
Chocolate chiiip, and and blueberryyyy and OH MY GOD CRANBERRY.
No wait.
CRANBERRY CHOCOLATE CHIP MUFFINS~~~ AAAAAAAAAAAMFG~~~!!!!!!

Okay.
So that's it for my random crazy bout.
I think. Just sit tight and see.

So, this weekend, I went shopping, for a pair of gold shoes, and there were gold shoes EVERYWHERE, but I would have killed myself in most of them, or they were just plain fucking ugly, or they were the wrong gold. So I go to this one store, and the moment I walked in, I saw them. The perfect gold shoes, that would have looked amazing with my dress for semiformal. I picked them up, and they felt nice and cheap, and I turned them over to reveal...
A FUCKING PRICE OF $89.68 CANADIAN. I was all like, FUUUUUUUUU~~~~ HOW CAN A PAIR OF FUCKING CHEAP THREADED NOT REALLY GOLD FUCKING FLATS BE $89.68?!?!?!??!!?! TELL ME THIS CORPORATE AMERICA AND YOUR "MADE IN CHINA" LOGOS AND YOUR FUCKING HIGH PRICES SO YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR CHILD LABOUR! YOU GODDAMNED CHILD LAOURISTS AND YOUR BABY SANDWICHES. YOU SURE LOVE TO MAKE THOSE KIDS WORK, MAKE THINGS BY HAND, AND RISK THEIR LIVES WITH DANGEROUS MACHINES, JUST SO YOU CAN PAY THEM ONE FUCKING DOLLAR A DAY AND THEN MAKE THE OTHER EIGHTY-EIGHT DOLLARS AND SIXTY-EIGHT FUCKING CENTS. HONESTLY, WTF. SRSLY, YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS, SRSLY. GET SOME LIVES THAT DON'T INVOLVE CRIME. OR BATMAN'S GONNA GET YOU, BITCH.

-Coughcough.- Yeah, I think I just lost my dignity.
WAIT, I NEVER HAD ONE! Because, anyone who is awesome enough to write a blog on this website, has already given up their dignity, exposing their opinions to the world!!!

Kay, yeah, I am done. Caffeine high is going down.

Love,

Darian.

Alright, alright. So I am finally, after a looong time, updating. Got a problem with that? Too bad.
Pretty much, today is boring and lame and rainy, But it's Friday! I sure do love Fridays.

What has been going on with me lately, you ask? Well, a lot of things. A lot of things that I do not really care to talk about. But I will anyway, just to satisfy your curiosity.

Pretty much, it's been school, school, school, friends, friends, friends, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. As per usual, of course. School, is lame, because I am almost failing two frigging courses. And I have no idea why -.- Which is the worst thing ever. Fersrs.
Then, friends. I love all those people. They are fantabulous in all kinds of ways, and I don't believe that will ever change. Really. My friends pretty much make life better, and support me when I am having a shit time. Even when they are in bad moods and have tendencies to spaz out on me during those times. <.<
Then, the bullshit. It's called drama. I really HATE drama. I think it should die, and go away forever. Only because, it makes me feel like a terrible person, and I do not enjoy feeling like a terrible person. So, in extension to that, I feel like shit, and get angry and upset and start to want to hit things. Although, hitting a wall every now and then never hurt anyone TOO badly. I say, cast away the bullshit, and bring in some goddamned RED BULL! D;< ~ It gives you wings.~ Lmao. ANYWAYYYS. Drama = epic fail.

Now, to the ever so popular topic, of nOObs. To be completely honest, I don't believe that I was ever a nOOb. Only because, I didn't go around being an illiterate idiot arguing with the trolls. I WAS the troll. I AM the troll. Even though it is said, that everyone has a point in life when they are a nOOb, I honestly, never have been, and more than likely never will be. ONLY BECAUSE I am not a retard that goes around trying to make friends on random threads. Threads are for posting random shit, people, and roleplaying. Nobody really cares that you cut yourself and want to die. Honestly, if you want to die so badly that you would post it in a thread, just go do it already, because you are quite obviously a poser looking for attention. Therefore, you are a nOOb. Also, don't accuse someone of cybering just because they post roleplaying starters in a thread. That is not cybering, my little nOOby friends. That, is called advertising. If you don't know the definition of that, you are quite obviously an idiot, and need to be put under special attention. As in, you are special needs. CYBERING, is a slang for cyber sex. In other words, roleplaying sex, webcam sex. Yeah, and also, just for your information, that kind of thing, is illegal. ESPECIALLY on a 13+ website. I am referring to GaiaOnline, if you have not clued in already. If you are on there, and do not have me as a friend, message i b i r t h d a y s e x and I shall add you as a friend. You can also find me in the Girls Trapped in a Forest.... etc thread, most evenings.

Thanks for reading.

Love, Darian.